Introduction to The Quibbler
Xenophilius Lovegood, Publisher
Purpose of this Class
We are publishing the issue of The Quibbler that is directly following the events described in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". We are trying to be as true to the facts as possible and give The Quibbler a look and feel which comes close to what we think J.K. Rowling has in mind. Stories will be added throughout the HOL year and the magazine should be complete by June 2008.
Contents
The Quibbler will be divided into several sections with a large number of must-be-included topics but also enough space for additional story ideas, suggested by you.
News:
- You Know Who has been defeated
- Azkaban Prisoners released
- Kingsley Shacklebolt appointed as the new Minister of Magic
- Severus Snape rehabilitated
- Malfoy Manor raided by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement
- Ravenclaw Ghost reveals it all
Reports:
- Hufflepuff mourns Helga's cup
- Hogwarts in shreds
- Undertaker Reginald Barclay develops Shrinking Solution for dead giants
- Neville Longbottom and Nagini's Head
- Dumbledore's Portrait about the lies of Rita Skeeter
Celebrities:
- Filius Flitwick's ferocious fight
- Harry Hero Potter
- Dumbledore's brother saved hundreds of pupils
- The future of the Order of the Phoenix
- Molly Weasley: "I never knew that side of me"
- Hermione Granger's Camping Tips
Zoology:
- All about the Crumple-Horned Snorkack
- How Bibbering Humdingers breed
- How Nargles can help you with Arithmancy
Obituaries:
- Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks
- Colin Creevey
- Fred Weasley (written by George Weasley)
- Bellatrix Lestrange
Classifieds:
- The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore, first edition
- WTB: The Elder Wand
- Used Dementor Hoods
- Looking for a nice house in Ottery St Catchpole (D. Diggle)
Letters:
- Letters to the Editor
- Address the Agony Aunt (Luna)
- Problems with Pets
Advertisements:
- SPEW House Elves Clothing Line
- Elegant Eagle Diadems
- How I killed a bitch (new book by Wolly Measley)
- Magical Reconstruction Discount Service